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12 Kickass MISSIONS for 2018

The part where I'm supposed to write something uber inspirational. Jeez. No pressure.

The Uplifting Realization That You Don't Give a Fuck

The weight is lifted. Be free, my friend.
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The Mailbox

When your inbox leads to a box in your mailbox. A story about boxes.
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On Being TOO

You've heard it. You're T-O-O. Me, too.
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The Time I Misplaced My Vibrator

My eyes flashed in panic. Nooooooooo.....
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When Your Body is One Giant Jerk

When your body is a jerk, it affects a lot of things. Very exciting (not) things.