Being Overweight and a Bit About a Wedding Dress from 1995

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Hey there, chunky monkey. Whatcha doin'? Get slender.

My Tawny Kitaen Moment and a Bit on Public Restrooms

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I spent 5 minutes writhing around on the hoods of Jaguars yesterday. Kinda. And why can't women pee IN public toilets? You disgust me.

My Entrepreneur Can Beat Up Your Politician

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What do entrepreneurs get that politicians can't even begin to grasp? I laid it out in a decongestant-fueled blog post.

This Life - And Hints of Pregnancy

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Thoughts to take you into a holiday weekend...something's growin' in mah belleh.

Sit Down. Speak Up. Own Your Role.

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Some shenanigans from my flight from Miami to Denver and shit you need to own if you're going to do this whole "entrepreneur" thing.

The Shape of Things

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Let's talk about clams, puppies, and then your farm/sheep/barn. Do you hear the theme from Deliverance playing?