You guys are complete awesomesauce for your support in Westword’s Best of the Web Awards for 2010. While it seems that some people are already placing dibs on the mythical pony I said I was going to win, I’m encouraged by the fact that you’re actually plotting to steal an animal that doesn’t exist. Therefore, you must be voting and optimistic. So thank you!
But enough talk about ponies. WTF Erika. YOU SAID THERE’S A NEW CONTEST!
Simmer down, Happy Pants. No lie. There’s a new contest. It’s ONLY for Denver/Boulder area peeps – and as I said yesterday, another one will be coming along shortly for my global folk. Hold on to your britches…
On Saturday, October 30, THREE WINNERS will be accompanying me to The Comedy Works in DTC to go see The Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli! And not just THREE winners, but these winners will each win a PAIR of tickets so you can bring a date/pony/spouse along for the ride as well. We have dinner reservations at Lucy at Comedy Works at 5:15pm prior to the 7:30pm show and priority seating for the group so you can see The Queen of Mean up-close. Special thanks to Wende Curtis at Comedy Works for getting everything squared away!
So, Erika – shut your yap. HOW DO WE WIN?
It’s actually pretty easy…
In the comments section below, you have until Monday, October 4 at 11:59pm to tell me a little story.
If you could take any mythical creature with you to see Lisa Lamapanelli, what would it be?
Tell me about your mythical date. Where would you go? Would you take it to get its hair and nails done (and where)? Would you stop for a drink (and where)? Details, please. Especially how long you’ve had a relationship with this creature and if the HOA in your neighborhood knows about your weird fetish.
And having people “like” your comment might help, too.
I am the sole judge, jury and executioner deciding the winner.
- Winners will be notified on Tuesday’s blog – October 5, 2010.
- Entries must be 300 words OR LESS (I will totally word count your ass).
- One pair of tickets per winner, three winners.
- Dinner at Lucy is on your own dime, but The Redhead WILL be picking up your two-item minimum during the show.
- Tickets have NO CASH VALUE. Don’t even ask.
- Winners are decided solely at my whim. Dance, Monkays, DANCE!
- Date of show is Saturday, October 30, 2010 at 7:30pm (dinner at 5:15pm)
And here’s where my more “sensitive” audience will want to tune-out…they don’t call her The Queen of Mean for nuttin’.