<abandons talk of fingers in fear of conversation turning south…and fast>
Sit down, shut your organic lettuce-eating, soy latte-drinking hole, and look around you. THAT is what you have.
If you’re not seeing what you WANT to see, change it.
If you don’t LIKE what you see, do something about it.
If you DON’T see what you’re looking for — IT ISN’T THERE!
Quit being a bitchy little princess. <insert accusatory finger AGAIN>
If I waste one more moment of my life pissing and moaning about everything I don’t have, it will be one moment too much. I’m going to make a list, right here and motherfucking now, about all of the things that don’t matter and that will never (ever) get in the way of anything that I want:
- My age
- The size of my tits
- The saucy nature of the language that comes out of my mouth and keyboard
- My financial status
- My cash flow
- My friends
- My family
- My clients
- My LACKING
- My excuses
- What anything I own costs
- Who I know
- Who knows me
Every single one of those things is mutable. Except for possibly family. Which makes 92% of those things completely mutable.
So quit bitching about everything you don’t have. *wags finger at self in a menacing manner* Because when you spend your time bitching about everything you don’t have, what you’re really doing is giving every ounce of energy to one assholian little thing:
So shut it already. Don’t bitch to me about what you don’t have. You’re not entitled to anything and if you look around and don’t see it, go get it.
Because…I dunno. Maybe doing is a hella more inspiring than sitting on your sofa watching pornos and eating Cheetos all day. When the bag is empty, you still don’t have anything more than you had when you started the nom-nom fest — save about 2000 calories you now have to burn on the elliptical machine. And you probably have fake cheese powder in embarrassing places.
Now fuck off. Go do something about everything you don’t have. And I’ll do the same.
Have a beautiful day.