Have you ever read one of my posts and thought:
HOLY SHIT SHE IS IN MY MIND OR CLOSET OR POSSIBLY BOTH AND I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHICH ONE.
If you’ve ever done that, I need your help today.
Not so long ago, a boatload of you replied when I asked what scares you.
Today, I’m curious about something else because I’m working on something over the holidays.
And you’re going to determine what it is I’m working on.
Because I’ll be working on it for you.
So, here’s what I want to know. The fear stuff — it’s in the works.
But if I could create ONE THING that would HELP YOU in some small way, what would it be?
I mean, shit. It could be a curated archive of hedgehog gifts.
Maybe it’s an eBook about all the ways you can use the word fuck for good instead of evil.
Maybe it’s a video or audio or something all multimedia A.F.
I don’t know.
But will you tell me? Just hit reply. I’ll get the message, I promise. I’ll even email you back to say I got it.
Because on December 26th, I’m getting to work. Whatever I’m creating, it’ll be done by January 1 and ready for you and I’ll send you a link so you can view/download/rub it on your thighs.
But here’s why I’m asking:
I see a shitload of creators out there creating what they create without knowing if it’s something you want. I mean, you know me. You know I’m not going to act out the entire King James version of the Old Testament.
So I’m asking — knowing me like you do, what can I give to you?
And it’ll be free.
So, hit me up and tell me. And keep in mind that books take about 6 months to write and whatever I do, I’m going to do it right.
And I look forward to hearing from you and the darkest places of your beautifully fucked-up brains.
Oh, and if you want something to read/view today that is super fucked-up, Chuck Wendig posted the finalists in his Awkward Author Photo Contest. All I’m saying is that I’ve made an appointment with my therapist as a result of having viewed them.