Massive Moving Sale – Have you seen my fucking garage?

moving saleI’m keeping this short and sweet.

You seriously don’t want to know what my garage looks like right now. I’ll post a picture when I get home this weekend. Holy. Shit. I’m pretty sure if I look hard enough, I’ll find my virginity, a long lost sense of dignity, those Super Slim jeans my mom used to have to buy me from Sears, and that cool as hell Crayon in periwinkle that I always used down to the nub.

I digress. As one does.

Bottom line? In 14 days, I pull out of my Denver, Colorado driveway and make the move to Chicago, Illinois. And yeah. I know the winters are cold.

I have about 100 posters remaining from the 6th print run of The World’s Best Pie Chart.

Exhibit A — Pie Chart Poster

Why I Swear So Much Pie Chart Poster

Do I trust a moving company to get a STACK OF PAPERS intact over 1000 miles?

Oh, hellfuck no.

So, I never run sales. But today, I’m running a sale – and it’s only going to last 48 hours.

For 48 hours, you can score your copy of The World’s Best Pie Chart for a steal of $15.

That’s $10 off.

But wait — there’s more. (seriously — click that)

There’s another deal available, too.

For the next 48 hours, you can score a little bundle:

(1) World’s Best Pie Chart

AND

(1) Copy of my book, The Power of Unpopular

BOTH for a whopping $25.

Why is that awesome? The book alone is $16.50 if your order it from Amazon. So, you’re getting the poster thrown in for $8.50.

BALLS. BALLS, I SAY.

So, lock up the wimminz and chillinz and score one of these offers NOW before I think better of my discounting policy.

All orders will ship next week. And this pricing is only valid for orders to the Continental U.S. (Sorry, Canadian friends – blame the US Postal Service and Amazon).

Click here to order your stealing-from-me-it’s so inexpensive PIE CHART POSTER.
Get The World’s Best Pie Chart on STUPID SALE PRICE now

Click here to order your bundle, including ONE POSTER and ONE BOOK.
Get the OMFG BUNDLE WTF BBQ NOW

NOTE: this offer ends on Thursday at 11:59PM ET. I mean it.

12 comments
Kacie E
Kacie E

Someone SPAMMED my last email blast for too many Fbombs (there were only 3, kids). I've never laughed so hard.


(I'm a Chi girl through and through, but just relocated to the Southwest. Yes, winters suck it + summer humidity will make you sweat in places you didn't know could, but my people are great!) Cheers to new adventures!

DanBailey
DanBailey

Every time I see that poster, I'm all STOP READING MY MIND, POSTER.  

JulieClarkson
JulieClarkson

I can relate! I'm in the process now of moving to Chicago from Seattle. Going thru the same thing of selling stuff off. And yes, everyone asks me "are you ready for the winter, it's cold" - which I reply " I'll take cold, snow and sun any day over grey skies and rain every day."  When I moved from Chicago to Seattle, everyone asked if I was ready for the rain... 

Good luck on your move!

JulieClarkson
JulieClarkson

@Erika Napoletano @JulieClarkson I will take you up on that! Most my friends are married and in the suburbs now. I'm in the middle of negotiating a house in NW Chicago - will be there mid-end of November just in time for winter! Also I'm a good person to know (I know how to sail :) ).

EdwardJMaw
EdwardJMaw

awe dayum, theres an idea for a new poster....Fuck the US postal service....signed, an UNhappy Canadian  ;)

Erika Napoletano
Erika Napoletano moderator

@EdwardJMaw Dear Canadian - I can ship to you for an additional $8 (that is my cost). If so, please holler and I will make it happen :)


Love, A brown mailing tube-loving redhead

AWanderingLiz
AWanderingLiz

I recently got accused of swearing too much. Hellooooo new acquisition. I should mount a copy on a paint stirrer and carry it everywhere with me as a disclaimer. >.>