Sometimes I Have Good Ideas — Others, I Have Two Ex-Husbands

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I hadn’t had a drop to drink since late September of last year, yet I found myself sitting there at with a second vodka tonic in front of me. I’d be lying if I hadn’t thought about excusing myself to go to the bathroom make a run for the front door on multiple occasions. I was ready to pull a serious fugitive move, running from my own fear.

But I couldn’t. My instructor was sitting at the table with me and on my left was my friend Kirstin. The room was filled, my name was on a list, and there was pretty much nothing left to do other than wait for my impending demise.

I was going to fuck this up completely. And by fuck it up, I mean if they hauled my mauled remains off to the comedic morgue, no one would be able to identify the body.

I was at my first ever open mic for standup comedy. And death was certain. And by death, I mean no one would laugh and after my brief five-minute set, I’d walk through the bar and people would avert their eyes and turn to people next to them to start fake conversations in order to keep from catching my eyes and saying word one about how far to the left I ranked on the continuum of Suck to Epic.

Finally (she says, with no sense of relief but an inexplicable and overwhelming impending doom-fueled pallor), they called my name. Or part of it, at least (Napoletano — na-pol-i-tawn-oh — is a mouthful). I walked up, took the mic. And out of sheer fear, I shared that this was my first ever open mic.

And the room broke out into a surely-Benedict-Cumberbatch-just-walked-in-the-back-of-the-room-and-I-didn’t-see-him kind of way.

But he hadn’t. It was for me. See, I had never once for a moment thought that I was sitting in a room filled with people who were just like me — ones who had themselves been two vodka tonics in preceding a giant OH SHIT moment. I relaxed. I began.

They laughed.

And as I finished, the applause was equally as loud as it had been when I’d started. People’s eyes didn’t avert as I walked through the room and several even stopped me to say that — damn — that was awesome for your first time up at the mic!

I eventually headed home and listened to the recording my friend Kirstin had made of my terror-fueled four minutes and something else awesome happened.

I didn’t hate it. In fact, I kinda liked most of it.

So I went back this past Sunday and did it again at the Second City Sunday morning open mic. And I killed it. I mean, I heard laughs that I only hear on HBO and Comedy Central standup specials. And they were all for me. And now, I wake up every day with the fear that I’m never going to be able to make people laugh like that again.

Isn’t it funny how one conquered fear gives way to another one of those green-eyed fear gremlin motherfuckers? It’s as if they’re all in a queue at the DMV of your soul, lined up to jack with you until the end of time. I will spend hours, days, weeks, months, and years upon years beating myself up using the fear of the unknown as a club. Then when I get the ladyballs to stare down one of those green assholes and say, “Back up, bitch! Sit down and eat your Wheetabix!” **

**I’ve never had Wheetabix but I am fully confident my fear trolls subsists on a diet of these and RC Cola.

Back to the ladyballs — when I tell those Wheetabix bastards to back off, another one pops up like a cosmic game of Whack-a-Mole and the bitch of it is that I’m never even going to win any of those tickets I can redeem for a Hello, Kitty blender or a giant pencil that won’t even fit into my mom’s Datsun.

Life’s a big ass game of Whack-a-Mole, and usually a lot less fun. But there are a few things I’ve figured out along the way, and some have to do with this new foray into standup comedy. Others…well, they just simply ARE.

  • Sometimes I have good ideas. Others, I have two ex-husbands. One’s good and the other one is a funny way of looking at something that isn’t good. Life’s a lot better when I find a sense of humor about my situation.
  • Serial entrepreneurs — what do they eat for breakfast? Listening is important. We miss more than we catch. But if we listen to those little fear trolls too often, we’ll never know what it feels like to eat them for breakfast. They’ll just keep eating us.
  • Just because you don’t think a joke is funny doesn’t mean it’s not a joke. If you’re building your life and business, much less a standup routine, based on the handful of people who decry that something you say or do isn’t funny or right, you’re going to be building for the middle of the road. The dashed yellow line isn’t where things happen (or get funny). When you pick a lane and accelerate, that’s where things become hilarious.
  • Sharpen your point of view. Think about the people in this world you love and the ones you love to hate. You can say why — and with clarity — why you love or loathe them. Again, the only thing you’re going to feel on that dashed center line is the THUMP of a bumper sending you into oblivion. Say what you think and feel. Back it up. And yeah, some people won’t like it, but wah-wah-blah-blah-blah. Some people don’t like anything. A point of view is a gift to your customers, your audience, your lover(s), your friends, and most importantly YOU. It’s your WHY. Spoon that luscious beast and have baby oil-covered on plastic sheets kind of conversations with it all the damn day long. They’ll be the most important conversations you ever have.

And finally, I have a news flash: you’re going to fuck up. In standup, it’s called bombing. I know full well it’s going to happen to me and it is going to suck longer and harder than a Dyson. Which is a brand that really should be sponsoring my dating life, but I digress. Let yourself fuck up and stop being such a dick to yourself.

There’s laughter and greatness waiting on the other side of that Red Rover clothesline of fear trolls standing across from you. And if you’re waiting to be good enough to bust through them, I’m afraid you’re going to be waiting a terribly long time.

You’re good enough right now. Your job — is to become better.

47 replies
  1. WilliamCMurray
    WilliamCMurray says:

    No doubt you killed it! And it’s fantastic to taste that mouthful of success to fuel your foot to slam on the gas pedal and keep going.
    Now did I ever tell you the one about…
    =)

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  2. KiraMarieHays
    KiraMarieHays says:

    Dying at “lady balls” and all the sass and sarcasm! You’re my favorite blogger and i totally mean that!

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  3. NicoleGermond
    NicoleGermond says:

    I’m not building a business and I’m not trying stand-up comedy, but I recently had a pretty traumatic experience with some mental health issues. I am in the process of trying to decide how to take the first steps to moving forward with my life and reading this really inspires me to tell my fears to Fuck off and sometimes I need to do things that are going to be good for me, despite how difficult they might be.
    Thank you for always putting your thoughts down in such I positive light. They are an inspiration to all of us.
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  4. JosephRatliff
    JosephRatliff says:

    But Erika… a Dyson sucks twice as hard as any other vacuum… so how could anyone do worse? 🙂  LOL
    (hook reaching out and pulling me by the neck off stage)

    NFL running backs gain 2, 5, rarely more than 6 yards at a time… they fight for it.  The best gain a TOTAL of 48,000 FEET in their entire careers spanning 10, 12, 15 plus years.

    Be the running back.  Understand you won’t gain much each time… but once in awhile you’ll break out and win a game with a run, if you keep grinding.  You only need one break out run at the right time to become Unpopular. 🙂

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  5. AlainToussaint
    AlainToussaint says:

    NicoleGermond  Hi Nicole, if I have something to say about mental health issues, it’s because I had severe issues (a PTSD) and it took the last 3 to 4 years to treat (I’ve been having the issue since 2005) but I’m doing fine now with a better outlook and that is because I had a good psychiatrist.

    I wish you to get a good psychiatrist which will provide you with a good treatment choice. It help greatly.

    Best wishes.

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  6. AlainToussaint
    AlainToussaint says:

    Hi Erika, That was a great post and I could never do that. Last week when I voted, I had a seriously hard time speaking to the voting poll personnel (we have an election in Quebec) because I was too nervous and in such time, I loose my ability to speak coherently.

    Alain

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  7. ExtremelyAvg
    ExtremelyAvg says:

    I’ve been waiting to read this post. I knew you would eventually share you experiences from that first night. It was worth the wait. Well done on facing your fears, nice job on a solid first set, and two points for getting laughs.

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  8. TomNosal
    TomNosal says:

    Great success Erika.

    I used to have a fear of standing in front of a room of strangers and speaking.

    Now after 60+ speeches, my only fear is “What if there are not enough people to hear my story?”

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  9. Dave Meir
    Dave Meir says:

    Ericka – great post. My son and a group of his buddies formed an improv group when they were in college – it was awesome – but I could never figure out how they could do it. Always blew me away. (Thinking on my feet is not my specialty.) Love your stuff here. Tried finding your site earlier today – guess what – it doesn’t come up when you type in Janet Nepoletano. Have a wonderful week.

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  10. melaniward
    melaniward says:

    Erika,

    Love it – my favorite line is “Isn’t it funny how one conquered fear gives way to another one of those green-eyed fear gremlin motherfuckers?” True and painful and a good reminder to stop thinking they will go away. They only will if you stop living. Good luck next time out:)

    Melani

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    LilianMorgan says:

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    EJIEHIWASE who helped me got my lover back in less than 3 days. I was
    happily married to the best Man in the world but suddenly after 6 years
    of our marriage my husband started behaving strange everything changed
    he didn’t care about me and the kids anymore he was nagging every night
    and day and later told me he wanted us to separate and that’s how he
    left. seriously i cried for a long time and one day i was going through
    the internet i saw a testimony of this great DR EJIEHIWASE i wasn’t
    interested at first but i decided to give it a try and that’s how he
    helped me and i got my husband back begging to have me it was like a
    dream but its real we are still together till date.Anywhere you are DR
    EJIEHIWASE thanks you are the best.For you out there if you are passing
    through any difficulty please contact him on his email
    drejiehiwasespelltemple@gmail.com

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  26. slimcolvin1
    slimcolvin1 says:

    This is a very joyful day of my life because of the help Dr.ihunde has rendered to me by helping me get my ex husband back with his magic and love spell.i was married for 6 years and it was so terrible because my husband was really cheating on me and was seeking for a divorce but when i came across Dr.ihunde email on the internet on how he help so many people to get thier ex back and help fixing relationship.and make people to be happy in their relationship.i explained my situation to him and then seek his help but to my greatest surprise he told me that he will help me with my case and here i am now celebrating because my Husband has change totally for good.He always want to be by me and can not do anything without my present. i am really enjoying my marriage, what a great celebration.i will keep on testifying on the internet because Dr.ihunde is truly a real spell caster.DO YOU NEED HELP THEN CONTACT DOCTOR TRUST NOW VIA EMAIL: ihundespelltemple@gmail.com

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  27. JohnLisa
    JohnLisa says:

    Hello my name is lisa such amazing testimony of a powerful spell caster within 48 hour i receive a phone call of my ex girlfriend who left me for another man since one year and also help me to become a manager in the company i work it was a greatest surprise to me i never believe it we come to pass, so i am saying a big thanks to Dr.komota bla for his great spell caster. me and my ex girlfriend was into a serious relationship over five years but later on she started behaving strange and even cheating on me and left me for another man, i was confuse in life it break my heart i love her very much and i do not want to loose her like that i try to call her but she change her line i try all my possible best to get her but all failed i contacted some spell caster but they could not solve my problem, until i told my cousin about my problem and told me he knew of one powerful and real spell caster that help him when he had a problem that almost take his life and he said that this spell caster help him to solve the problem and he told me that he can also help me, so i contacted him through Dr.Komota@gmail.com i told him my problem and promise to help me it was a greatest surprise to me within 48 hour i receive a phone call of my ex girlfriend saying that i should forgive her and i was also giving the position of manager in the company i work, it was just like a dream to me but it was the powerful spell of Dr komota bla today me and my ex are happily married, if you have any kind of difficulties or problem disturbing you in life you are advice to contact this powerful spell caster Dr.Komota@gmail.com he is only the one that can help you, once again a very big thanks to this powerful spell caster

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  28. Brandi Jasmine
    Brandi Jasmine says:

    Is DR.OZIGAN you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship,I promise you.your problems will be solve immediately. After being in relationship with mike for seven years, He left me, i did everything possible to bring him back, but all was in vain. I wanted him back because of the love I have for him, I begged him but he refused until I explained my problem to someone on-line and she suggested that I should rather mail a voodoo spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believe in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days,that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day,that was around 4:00 pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened,that he wanted to return to me, that he love me so much. I was so happy and surprised. Since then I have made a promise that everybody I know will never have a relationship problem, that I will refer them to the spell caster to help them. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email DR.OZIGANSPIRITUALHOME@GMAIL.COM  OR DR.OZIGANSPIRITUALHOME@HOTMAIL.COM  good luck.

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  29. PaulaHall2
    PaulaHall2 says:

    I want to testify of the good work of Dr Iyere, who helped me in achieving the thing i never thought i was going to have again. I was in a relationship for 3 years with a boy i believed he loved me more than anything in thing in the world after a while i noticed some changes in him things that he will not even notice he started nagging about them so i knew something was wrong i tried to please him in several was but yet no outcome. shortly i noticed he was seeing another girl i tried to make him understand that i loved him so much but he wouldn’t even listen. one day i read a testimony on a similar case a person testifying of the work of this great Dr Iyere, even when i did not believe i was convinced by my friend so i contacted him and tried his method reluctantly surprisingly in less than one week my lover contacted me and till date we are still together happily married. so if you are going through a similar thing or you have a problem just contact him i guarantee you he will help you here is his email: (dr.iyere@hotmail.com) or call +2348059589187

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  30. PaulaHall2
    PaulaHall2 says:

    I want to testify of the good work of Dr Iyere, who helped me in achieving the thing i never thought i was going to have again. I was in a relationship for 3 years with a boy i believed he loved me more than anything in thing in the world after a while i noticed some changes in him things that he will not even notice he started nagging about them so i knew something was wrong i tried to please him in several was but yet no outcome. shortly i noticed he was seeing another girl i tried to make him understand that i loved him so much but he wouldn’t even listen. one day i read a testimony on a similar case a person testifying of the work of this great Dr Iyere, even when i did not believe i was convinced by my friend so i contacted him and tried his method reluctantly surprisingly in less than one week my lover contacted me and till date we are still together happily married. so if you are going through a similar thing or you have a problem just contact him i guarantee you he will help you here is his email: (dr.iyere@hotmail.com) or call +2348059589187………….

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  31. PaulaHall2
    PaulaHall2 says:

    I want to testify of the good work of Dr Iyere, who helped me in achieving the thing i never thought i was going to have again. I was in a relationship for 3 years with a boy i believed he loved me more than anything in thing in the world after a while i noticed some changes in him things that he will not even notice he started nagging about them so i knew something was wrong i tried to please him in several was but yet no outcome. shortly i noticed he was seeing another girl i tried to make him understand that i loved him so much but he wouldn’t even listen. one day i read a testimony on a similar case a person testifying of the work of this great Dr Iyere, even when i did not believe i was convinced by my friend so i contacted him and tried his method reluctantly surprisingly in less than one week my lover contacted me and till date we are still together happily married. so if you are going through a similar thing or you have a problem just contact him i guarantee you he will help you here is his email: (dr.iyere@hotmail.com) or call +2348059589187
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  32. MorganEmily
    MorganEmily says:

    I am Morgan Emily i want to thank Dr.EBOEHI for getting my lover back to me within 48 hours. When my lover left me i was so tired and frustrated till i search the internet for help and i saw so many good talk about Dr.EBOEHI of (supernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com) and i decided to give him a try and i contact him and explain my problems to him and he cast a love spell for me which i use to get my husband back. If you want to get your lover back contact Dr EBOEHI via email: (supernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com) Dr EBOEHI the great man that is able to bring back my lost love.

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  33. cholettealan
    cholettealan says:

    Hello
    i want to testify about what this great native doctor has done to help me when i had my cancer problem for 4 years which i though i could not cure until i found Shoe Kamara who helped me solved my problem, if you also want you boyfriend or girlfriend back who has left you he can also help you out, so i would like you all out there who have any spiritual or physical problem should contact Shoel kamara Via email shoelkamara@gmail.com for any help thanks.

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  34. ThompsonStephanieLynn
    ThompsonStephanieLynn says:

    My Wife divorce me for no reason, Thanks to Dr Dr.jarto for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again, My name is Marcus Williams. i live in Italy, I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same web site: http://Dr.jartosp.blogspot.co.uk/,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Dr.jarto for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again. { Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com }, Thanks you Dr Dr.jarto, i will always be testifying about your good work.This spell is a 100% Guarantee for your situation.

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  35. WalshBob
    WalshBob says:

    “I contacted drstanleyspelltemple@hotmail.com because I needed a love spell to make my boyfriend make a commitment to me, we had been dating for over five years without commitment and I asked for help from Dr. Stanley, that was all that I needed and after 24hours of the spell cast, my boyfriend came home with an engagement ring and propose marriage to me and now we are happily married. Thanks to drstanleyspelltemple@hotmail.com for your wonderful help…..

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  36. RoseHoward
    RoseHoward says:

    After being in relationship with him for 3 years, he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the other ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, lotto, his email is DRAISEDIONSPELLCASTER@OUTLOOK.COM you can email him if you need his help in your relationship or any other problem like wining lottery your problem can never remain the same again, it will turn a thing of the past in your life.

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  37. JamesFletcher1
    JamesFletcher1 says:

    My husband packed out of the house and file for divorce after 15yrs of marriage, i was worried and so confuse because i love him so much. i was really depressed and dont know what to do because i really need him back home to me and the kids and i tell a friend of mine about it and she directed me to this spell caster Dr. Osato who she comfirm he helped her when her marriage was collapsing and i made all my problems known to him and he told me not to worry that he was going to make my husband to come back to me and in just 2days after the spell has been cast, i received a call from my husband and he was appealing that he is coming back to the house. I have never in my life believe in spell and but now it have helped me to get my husband back and i am so happy. All Thanks to Dr. Osato and if you also need his help contact him on his email: (relationshipspell@gmail.com) I am so happy to testify of his good work and kindness. RELATIONSHIPSPELL@GMAIL.COM I will not stop sharing this goodnews to the entire public

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