Well, hello there. Seems you need to un-fuck something. You’re in the right place.
I have over 19 years worth of thoughts, intuitions, and experiences in the marketing and branding realm rolling around in my head — and I’m ready to share them all with you, specific to your situation, goals, personality, and business.
YOU get to pick MY brain. And all it takes is buying me a cup of coffee.
And granted, it’ll probably be the most expensive cup of coffee you’ve ever bought. But it’ll be worth it…
For the right people, that is.
Interesting fact: People like the copy on this page so much that they tend to rip it off on a regular basis. I guess I really am as good as I say I am.